The following is an excerpt from a piece I wrote for ESPN TrueHoop's Valley of the Suns:

There is a reason most former players spend a decade or more as an assistant before becoming a head coach. To be effective, they have two cross two boundaries – one internal, one external. Internally, they have to divest themselves of their desire to play – not their desire to win and compete, just their desire to play. Coaches who were once players were almost always the type of players who gave 110% every night. This is definitely true of Hunter. Often that prevents players-turned-coaches from being able to understand, connect with, and get through to players who don’t give that type of effort. The problem that arises is that players who don’t always give maximum effort are the ones who need the most coaching. Former players turned coaches have to internally transition from being disappointed with those players to taking on the challenge of motivating them. Hunter’s comments in this piece by Kevin Zimmerman make it clear he is was still in the former state of mind.

The external boundary former players turned coaches have to cross is in the eyes of the players. Some guys in the NBA will respect whoever sits in the first seat on the bench because he’s their coach, and that’s how they roll. Others won’t respect a coach until he earns it. In the NBA, coaches earn respect with consistency, fairness, and above all, winning. Hunter, by all accounts, was consistent and fair. But the Suns were horrible this season. Hunter’s 12 wins didn’t gain him any respect.

Forbes recently published an article ranking the most loyal fans in the NBA. You'll never guess which NBA team's fan came out on top...

THE MIAMI FREAKIN' HEAT!

To properly discuss, refute, and ridicule this incredible miscarriage, the BallerBall crew - (Tim Baltz (@btimothe), Tyler Parker (@tpisme), Chris Trew (@christrew), and Jason Gallagher (@jgallagher41)
- let me join them for a hilarious 5-on-5.

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CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL FLASH ALERT!!!

 This is an urgent warning for physicians and hospitals across the country. As of 8:05 EST this morning, the CDC has raised the Epidemic Threat Level (EDL) to Robin’s Egg Blue. This is the second-highest threat level on the EDL scale (The highest threat level is Aubergine, which signals the Zombie Apocalypse.) Please make the necessary preparations.

The disease in question is Acute Tankorrhagic Fever (ATF).

Over the last month, the CDC has seen a sharp uptick in the number of reported cases of ATF, especially in professional basketball players. Even more concerning, the CDC believes there are many more cases going unreported, as hospital administrators and basketball front office personnel may be keeping cases of ATF quiet to prevent panic among fanbases.

There are several general conditions which raise the prevalence of ATF in a given area:

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To: Mrs. Anucha Browne Sanders

RE: Our next movie project

I’m so happy to hear that you and the League are excited to start production on another feature film. My production team and I have decided to incorporate. We will heretofore be known as Bout Dis Life Studios.

In regards to your suggestion for our next project, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don’t think remaking Chicago is a great idea. I’m not sure we could convince any NBA players to do choreographed dance numbers in fishnets. Instead, I’d like our next project to be a remake of Con Air. Here’s a treatment:


Zach Randolph slowly opened his eyes. The white noise of flight had put him in a deep slumber, but now he was awake and couldn’t believe his eyes. At the front of the plane, DeMarcus Cousins stood with a wry grin on his face. The plane’s pilot was laid out in front of Cousins, breathing yet unconscious. From the rear of the aircraft, Randolph heard raucous cheering and whooping. Across the aisle, Randolph saw Adam Silver. He looked legitimately terrified. Not “announcing the Knicks’ pick in front of a drunk crowd of New Yorkers”-terrified. His eyes had real fear in them.

 

“Change of plans. We aren’t going to New York any more, boys,” Cousins announced.

Randolph slumped down in his chair. He turned to his friend and former teammate, Darius Miles and said in a low voice, “This is going to be one bad day.”

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I’m going to get this out of the way up front: this is a column about soccer. I make that pronouncement because A) the title is a bit ambiguous to non-soccer fans and B) tricking a soccer hater into reading a soccer column is a good way to get your ass kicked. For those of you about to close this page and return to Facebook to stalk the hot girl from your office, I urge you to give me just a few minutes of your time. I understand soccer hate, and I wouldn’t presume to judge you for it.

The United States played a match in Mexico City last night. It was one of 10 matches the team will play as they chase World Cup qualification. The final score was 0-0. How you feel about this match perfectly sums up how you feel about soccer as a sport. Guaranteed. There are four possible reactions to last night's game.

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On Wednesday, social media was bombarded with reactions to the election of a new pope. One simple puff of white smoke inspired over 7 million tweets, and that number continues to rise. In hopes of capitalizing on the worldwide buzz surrounding the papal conclave, the NBA has decided to totally revamp its performance award selection process.

Starting this season, the MVP, Sixth Man, DPOY, Most Improved Player, Rookie of the Year will no longer be decided by sportswriters and broadcasters. The league will instead move to a conclave format where the players will vote on each award while locked in a room at the league office. The winners will be announced via colored smoke from a chimney.

When asked why the NBA decided to make such a drastic change, Commissioner David Stern said, “7 million tweets? That’s an incredible number. The Charlotte Bobcats haven’t ever inspired 7 million tweets and they’ve been around for a decade. We think transitioning our award voting to this format will give us a new, exciting way to connect with our fans. Clearly people respond to the idea of a secretive and archaic voting process. We thought our previous method was secretive and archaic enough, but clearly we were wrong.

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In the world of sports and business there is no larger and more important summit than the MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference. From humble beginnings, Sloan, as it’s affectionately named, has ballooned into a gathering of nearly 3,000 sports nerds. The opening panel of this year’s conference featured luminaries like political statistician/bespectacled Nostradmus/Time Lord Nate Silver, noted author and professional smiler Michael Lewis, and the billionaire owner of the Dallas Mavericks/failed celebrity dancer Mark Cuban. But not all of the weekend’s panels were so high-profile. Here’s a list of some of this year’s lesser-known presentations:

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The MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference started small. Seven years ago it was nothing more than a hundred or so people gathering on the MIT campus to discuss the latest advanced stats from around the sporting world. Fast forward to now. The conference is hosted in the biggest rooms of the Boston Convention Center. It is attended by more than 2,800 people. The two days of panels, presentations, and discussions are filled with some of the biggest names in sports and business. Sloan has truly become the end-all, be-all of sports conferences.

Aside from the distinguished people here to speak, the really incredible thing about this conference is the professional diversity among the attendees. More than half of all NFL, NBA, and MLB teams have representatives here. Only one NBA franchise is unrepresented. I won’t tell you the name of the team not in attendance, but it rhymes with bakers. There are representatives from the media ranging from bigwigs like ESPN’s John Walsh all the way to humble basketball bloggers like myself. From the business world, there are sponsorship buyers from some of the largest brands in the world including PepsiCo and Proctor & Gamble. There are also a great number of business people here to learn about, pitch, or market new digital technologies designed to make sports teams more efficient and competitive both on and off the field. It’s very much sports nerd Comic Con. Over the next few days, I will try to come up for air enough to jot down some coherent thoughts to give an insight to what this conference is like and how all that is discussed here might affect the Phoenix Suns.

Read the rest at ESPN TrueHoop's Valley of the Suns

And be sure to check out the second dispatch from Sloan at VotS which talks about how the four major sports are integrating smart phones into the fan experience.

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Editor’s Note: This is the second column in a series discussing Value Added in the NBA. Click here for Part I. Check back tomorrow for the third and final entry, Value Added Power Rankings. As always, scroll over content underlined in red for additional commentary.

The term “Most Valuable Player” is one of the most contentious and oft discussed terms among NBA fans and analysts. Whether they’re arguing about which player deserves the honor or what the definition of “value” really is, people can never seem to agree when the letters M-V-P are strung together. As part of this series on Value Added, I would like to weigh in on the MVP discussion. But instead of debating players’ candidacy quantitatively or qualitatively, I thought it best to examine things financially. Below is a list of the Top 15 most valuable players in terms of their Value Added and salary. Included in the list are the players’ total Value Added (updated through February 23rd), current annual salary, and cost per point of Value Added ($/VA).

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Every sport has a signature statistic. Baseball has WAR (Wins Above Replacement). Football has Quarterback Rating. Hockey has games lost to the lockout. In basketball, there is John Hollinger’s PER. PER has long been the gold standard of basketball stats. It holds weight where points per game falls short. It tells us why a dirty work player like Robin Lopez is more useful that a shoot-first guard like Monta Ellis. PER is not the end of the statistical road though. Taking it a step further - by accounting for minutes played – and PER becomes VA (Value Added). Value Added is basketball’s version of VORP (Value Over Replacement Player). VA estimates how many points any given player contributes to his team over a replacement-level player. VA totals accumulate over the course of the season. By controlling for games played (VA/GP), we can see how many points a player like LeBron James is worth on a nightly basis. Below is a list of the Top 15 players in VA/GP. Stats are updated through February 23rd.

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To: Mrs. Anucha Browne Sanders
VP of Original Programming, NBATV

RE: Movie pitch for NBATV

As the head of Original Programming for the network, I know how busy you must be. Whether you’re furiously editing footage from The Association to make Deron Williams human or dealing with Ahmad Rashad, the Tracy Jordan of sports media personalities, I’m sure yours is a thankless and taxing job. I do not wish to waste any of your time, so I’ll jump right to the point.

I have an idea for NBATV’s first original movie. It’s a remake of Ocean’s Eleven starring current and former NBA players and set in the world of today’s NBA. Below is a short overview of the film as I see it as well as some casting recommendations.

Title: Fisher’s Eleven

Premise: Former NBA guard Derek Fisher comes out of retirement to lead a ragtag group of current and former players in the ultimate heist.

The Target: Billy Hunter

The Score: $20 million dollars that Hunter siphoned out of the NBAPA’s pension fund during his tenure as head of the Players’ Association.

Location: All-Star Weekend in Houston

See the cast in Part I at BallerBall

Read the story in Part II at BallerBall

MEMPHIS – In what was otherwise an unremarkable game between the Phoenix Suns and Memphis Grizzlies, something extraordinary happened at the FedEx Forum last night. Midway through the 2nd quarter, Marcin Gortat grabbed his fourth defensive rebound of the game. He threw an outlet pass to Suns’ point guard Goran Dragic and began jogging up the court when suddenly he stopped dead in his tracks.

At first, it seemed as though Gortat had noticed his shoe was untied. But instead of bending down, he continued staring off into apparent nothingness as he slowly reached out his hand. Normally a player lagging in the backcourt isn’t enough to shift fans’ eyes away from the action in the front court. But when a giant, bald man appears to be having a complex partial seizure forty feet from the basketball, it’s safe to say he quickly grabs the attention of everyone in attendance.
As a hushed and worried silence fell over the crowd, play came to a halt. The four Suns and five Grizzlies on the court turned and stared back Gortat. At that moment, the object of his unflinching stare flapped into view.

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In 1969, Swiss-born psychiatrist Elisabeth Kübler-Ross published a book on the five stages of grief. These stages – denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance – represent the progression of feelings people go through when dealing with death. This book garnered Dr. Kübler-Ross worldwide acclaim, and to this day her theories are required learning for every physician, psychologist, and pet mortician the world over.

Near the end of her career, Kübler-Ross, who was a long-time Milwaukee Bucks fan, adapted her theories on death and dying for sports bloggers dealing with the harsh truth of their team’s mediocrity. At the time, this paper was widely-rejected by Dr. Kübler-Ross’ peers seeing as the words ‘blogger’, ‘internet’, and ‘Raptors’ hadn’t been coined yet. Her paper remained unpublished for more than three decades before coming to light after her passing. The following is an excerpt from this controversial paper, obtained exclusively by the hard working investigative staff at BallerBall.

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